Gen-X: The Coolest Generation
Welcome, Rustheads!
Here on the Playground, we have one dead set rule: never follow the rules!
Our mission is to inform and entertain. It’s also to get filthy rich and mad with power, but really, who has time for that!? Join our hosts, Mattyman and Vannyboy, as they laugh, cry, and love. Well, okay, just laugh. BUT, we do that while talking about what it was like growing up in the time period in which Stranger Things takes place. A time in which we had Rubik's Cubes instead of Smart-Phones, the Atari 2600 instead of the Xbox Series X, and Eddie Van Halen instead of…well, there is no comparison so we just got lucky there.
So, dig through our site. Listen to all of our episodes. Read our irreverent and irrelevant blogs. And if you would rather listen to our podcasts on YouTube, you can CLICK HERE.
But, and if we can be serious for one moment, and really, we can only be serious for one moment, our goal here isn’t to belittle or besmirch any of the other generations. We are not about saying much you suck, we are about saying how awesome Gen-X is.
Everyone is welcome on the Playground.
Mattyman and Vannyboy
Ep. 20 - In Search Of...
Fake News!
Rustheads,
If we asked you if Bigfoot was real most people would have one of two reactions:
“Let me look that up on the googles”,
or
“HELP! HELP!! POLICE!! A MADMAN IS LOOSE ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!!”
One of those two.
Well, back in our day, Gen-X had two options as well:
“Ironically, I just watched a scary documentary about that on the Leonard Nimoy vehicle, In Search Of…”,
or
“HELP! HELP!! POLICE!! A MADMAN IS LOOSE ASKING ME STUPID YET RAD QUESTIONS!!”
It’s just how we spoke back then.
My point is that, if you want to know about anything strange, unexplained, or stupid, you can just look on YouTube and find thousands of documentaries and discussions about anything. These may vary from “damn, this looks like it was made by Hollywood” to “wow, someone spent 4 minutes on this”. But for we in the Generation X sphere, we had but one source:
In Search Of…
It was a show that aired from the mid-70s to the early 80s. If you’re Gen-X then you remember it. It was the show that Mr. Spock hosted that talked seriously about the possibility of some rather unserious (although sometimes serious) subjects, like Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and Jim Nabors’ Black Book Of Babes.
At least one of those we didn’t really have to guess.
This was a very spooky show about very spooky things presented with very spooky music by a man that was very Spocky himself.
After watching quite a few episodes, Mattyman and Vannyboy are convinced of three things: Butch Cassidy was a shape shifter, Atlantis was made of cotton candy, and Santa Claus is real. The last one they already knew so that one wasn’t a big surprise.
So, get your blanket ready to pull over your head, turn all the lights on, and join us as we dive into that Gen-X-nighmare-fuel…In Search Of…
And yes, the “...” is part of the brand.
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Living long but not prospering,
Mattyman and Vannyboy
WHY "THE RUSTY PLAYGROUND"?
Hey, that is a legitimate question. We have a legitimate answer.
When coming up with the idea for the podcast, we needed a name. We couldn't simply call it "Our Podcast", that's too lazy, even for Gen-X! Plus someone else had it already.
Since we knew our podcast would be about Generation X and growing up in a very different world than the one we live in now, we both instantly had ideas! Those sucked. But eventually one of us pointed out that our playgrounds were transitional between the deadly ones built in the 50s and 60s, and the super awesome ones built in the 90s, with rounded edges, plastic wrap, and rubber grounds.
If you're a Millennial or Gen-Z, your playgrounds were awesome. Ours were old and dangerous. And rusty.

A FEW WORDS FROM SOME FANS
"I don't do cocaine. Why? You got any? I'll plug your stupid little podcast if you give me some. Not that I want any. But I'll take it."
Stevie Nicks
Nose-Reconstruction Participant
"No! For the last time, NO! You cannot have the center square, it's mine. Unless of course you both want to sit on my lap then the gloves are off. The pants too!"
Paul Linde
Center Square
"Mattyman and Vannyboy are the only one's allowed to put Baby in the corner."
Dr. Jake Houseman
Not Having The Time Of His Life
"I wish I could lock these two idiots in a vault and have evil people experiment on them. But I can't. But if I could....ohhh, boy...if I could..."
Todd Howard
Chess Club Member
"If I could save time in a bottle, I'd take it out and replace it with Mattyman and Vannyboy and throw it into the ocean. Then throw rocks at the bottle."
Jim Croce
Bottling Plant, Apparently
"I know every single move, words, and thoughts these guys have. They are decently indecent."
Mark Zuckerberg
Technology Thief
"I was asked once if Mattyman and Vannyboy had the best podcast in the business. I asked what a podcast was, since I died over 45 years ago."
Elvis
Mold
"My God, I can't stand these two. Podcast ain't half bad though."
Billy Graham
Protestant Pope
"You're Mattyman. I'm Batman. Damn it! Now everyone knows! Well, might as well start killin'!"
Bruce Wayne
Blabbermouth
"I did NOT invent the internet to be wasted on this trash."
Al Gore
Blowhard
"I was going to start my own podcast, but after listening to TRP I decided to just give up."
John Henry
GOAT Of Hammertime
"These guys are miracle workers. They really helped me come out of my shell."
Kermit The Frog
Nude Turtle
"I wonder if they would mind if I called them 'daddy'?"
Brock Lesnar
PED Tester
"I've seen some stuff. Some dark, dangerous stuff. But these guys? Man...these guys showed me their stuff. Weird."
Frank Castle
Got Your Nose. And Innards.
"Of all the words to have ever been spoketh by thine human raceth, these are thou most awesometh."
Billy Shakespeare
Part-Time Writer
"Who are you? Get that microphone out of my face. You smell like banana peels wrapped in old shoelaces."
Mahatma Gandhi
Robe Model
"MOC TOOF!"
Worf
Turtleshell Helmet Model
"Uhnn burzz somen sussuon."
Ozzy Osbourne
Prince of Darkness
"Give me The Rusty Playground or give me death!"
Patrick Henry
School-Named-After-Guy
"I WANT MY THE RUSTY PLAYGROUND!!"
MTV
Devil-Music Spreader
"beep bloop bloop bleep tweet tweet beep!"
R2D2
Autonomous Trashcan
"Between a cure for cancer or more The Rusty Playground podcast, I'll take the cure for cancer."
Bob Norris
Some Short Sighted Jerk
"I wish I was as cool as Mattyman and Vannyboy!"
Arthur Fonzarelli
STD Carrier
Mouthhole-Noise-People

Mattyman
Born an infant, Mattyman’s life was forever changed the day he met a street-savvy bruiser known as “Van, like a Truck” at Virginia Commonwealth University. As they hung out in the dorm community room watching “Dirty Harry”, Mattyman’s attention turned to Vannyboy’s arm wound. When enquired the lovable ruffian regaled the man-child with details of his harrowing exploits fighting off a gang at a Piggly Wiggly. Was Truckster for real?
No, no he was not. The wound was inflicted in a dog-walking job gone wrong.
That was the day Mattyman knew this Vannyboy character would be in his life forever, and that he would be stuck with the nickname.
He went on to get an English degree and bide his time until Podcasts would one day be a thing.
Such is life.

Vannyboy
Three incredible events happened in 1969:
- We landed on the moon.
- Woodstock.
- Vannyboy was born.
Having been born and raised in southwestern Virginia, he moved to the big city of Richmond to attend Virginia Commonwealth University, where he met Mattyman one hazy, fateful night.
Holding on to that golden friendship, Vannyboy was blackmailed by Mattyman into doing this podcast before they both got too old to talk.
Being born smack-dab in the middle of Generation X, Vannyboy has a decently clear memory of the 1970s, a pretty good grasp of what happened in the 1980s, a solid recollection of the 1990s, near-photographic memory of the 2000s, and a perfect recall of the 2010s.
But now, at age 53, he can't remember where he put his socks.