Gen-X: The Coolest Generation
Welcome, Rustheads!
Here on the Playground, we have one dead set rule: never follow the rules!
Our mission is to inform and entertain. It’s also to get filthy rich and mad with power, but really, who has time for that!? Join our hosts, Mattyman and Vannyboy, as they laugh, cry, and love. Well, okay, just laugh. BUT, we do that while talking about what it was like growing up in the time period in which Stranger Things takes place. A time in which we had Rubik's Cubes instead of Smart-Phones, the Atari 2600 instead of the Xbox Series X, and Eddie Van Halen instead of…well, there is no comparison so we just got lucky there.
So, dig through our site. Listen to all of our episodes. Read our irreverent and irrelevant blogs. And if you would rather listen to our podcasts on YouTube, you can CLICK HERE.
But, and if we can be serious for one moment, and really, we can only be serious for one moment, our goal here isn’t to belittle or besmirch any of the other generations. We are not about saying much you suck, we are about saying how awesome Gen-X is.
Everyone is welcome on the Playground.
Mattyman and Vannyboy
Ep. 15 - Gen-X Christmas Toys - Part 1
Here ya go!
Okay, what is going on, Mattyman and Vannyboy? Why is this episode so special? Why is it so different than the previous 14?
Easy answer, we say to all 3 of you!
This is an episode from our previous attempt at our little The Rusty Playground podcast. In those early years, Mattyman and I would do our thing, make our lists, and talk for 6 hours. Then, I would go in and edit the episode. Apart from editing out burps, farts, and more farts, I got it in my mind to add soundbites and the like. The result, while entertaining, took approximately 7,843 hours per episode to edit. So, having the work ethic of your average Gen-Xer, I said "Shit on that."
So, we decided to just stop all that silly nonsense and just chat about the subject at hand, go of on tangents, and just leave the editing to a minimum. It is a LOT more fun for us because it's just like the two of us sitting in GRC dorm at VCU, drinking beer and shooting the shit. It's a LOT more fun for me, Vannyboy, because it doesn't take forever per episode. I'm lazy. Sue me.
In these following 4 very special episodes, Mattyman and Vannyboy bring you the best of Generation X toys.
Recorded in 2022, this was initially planned out to be one episode. Oh, we were just sweet summer children back then! It ended up being 4 episodes that I finished editing, and there was enough for another 3 episodes left over! I'm not kidding. The effort almost ended the podcast. Mattyman and I got into a huge fist fight, with me edging the fight out with 627 punches to Matty's 3. So we switched thing up to what we have now.
So, enjoy these very special very special Christmas episodes from several years ago as Mattyman and Vannyboy take some much needed time off from our grueling schedule of 14 episodes a year.
Dig in, enjoy, and don't expect anymore like this outside of these four! I've already told you...I'm lazy!
Smoke 'em up, Johnny!
Mattyman and Vannyboy
WHY "THE RUSTY PLAYGROUND"?
Hey, that is a legitimate question. We have a legitimate answer.
When coming up with the idea for the podcast, we needed a name. We couldn't simply call it "Our Podcast", that's too lazy, even for Gen-X! Plus someone else had it already.
Since we knew our podcast would be about Generation X and growing up in a very different world than the one we live in now, we both instantly had ideas! Those sucked. But eventually one of us pointed out that our playgrounds were transitional between the deadly ones built in the 50s and 60s, and the super awesome ones built in the 90s, with rounded edges, plastic wrap, and rubber grounds.
If you're a Millennial or Gen-Z, your playgrounds were awesome. Ours were old and dangerous. And rusty.
A FEW WORDS FROM SOME FANS
"I don't do cocaine. Why? You got any? I'll plug your stupid little podcast if you give me some. Not that I want any. But I'll take it."
Stevie Nicks
Nose-Reconstruction Participant
"No! For the last time, NO! You cannot have the center square, it's mine. Unless of course you both want to sit on my lap then the gloves are off. The pants too!"
Paul Linde
Center Square
"Mattyman and Vannyboy are the only one's allowed to put Baby in the corner."
Dr. Jake Houseman
Not Having The Time Of His Life
"I wish I could lock these two idiots in a vault and have evil people experiment on them. But I can't. But if I could....ohhh, boy...if I could..."
Todd Howard
Chess Club Member
"If I could save time in a bottle, I'd take it out and replace it with Mattyman and Vannyboy and throw it into the ocean. Then throw rocks at the bottle."
Jim Croce
Bottling Plant, Apparently
"I know every single move, words, and thoughts these guys have. They are decently indecent."
Mark Zuckerberg
Technology Thief
"I was asked once if Mattyman and Vannyboy had the best podcast in the business. I asked what a podcast was, since I died over 45 years ago."
Elvis
Mold
"My God, I can't stand these two. Podcast ain't half bad though."
Billy Graham
Protestant Pope
"You're Mattyman. I'm Batman. Damn it! Now everyone knows! Well, might as well start killin'!"
Bruce Wayne
Blabbermouth
"I did NOT invent the internet to be wasted on this trash."
Al Gore
Blowhard
"I was going to start my own podcast, but after listening to TRP I decided to just give up."
John Henry
GOAT Of Hammertime
"These guys are miracle workers. They really helped me come out of my shell."
Kermit The Frog
Nude Turtle
"I wonder if they would mind if I called them 'daddy'?"
Brock Lesnar
PED Tester
"I've seen some stuff. Some dark, dangerous stuff. But these guys? Man...these guys showed me their stuff. Weird."
Frank Castle
Got Your Nose. And Innards.
"Of all the words to have ever been spoketh by thine human raceth, these are thou most awesometh."
Billy Shakespeare
Part-Time Writer
"Who are you? Get that microphone out of my face. You smell like banana peels wrapped in old shoelaces."
Mahatma Gandhi
Robe Model
"MOC TOOF!"
Worf
Turtleshell Helmet Model
"Uhnn burzz somen sussuon."
Ozzy Osbourne
Prince of Darkness
"Give me The Rusty Playground or give me death!"
Patrick Henry
School-Named-After-Guy
"I WANT MY THE RUSTY PLAYGROUND!!"
MTV
Devil-Music Spreader
"beep bloop bloop bleep tweet tweet beep!"
R2D2
Autonomous Trashcan
"Between a cure for cancer or more The Rusty Playground podcast, I'll take the cure for cancer."
Bob Norris
Some Short Sighted Jerk
"I wish I was as cool as Mattyman and Vannyboy!"
Arthur Fonzarelli
STD Carrier
Mouthhole-Noise-People
Mattyman
Born an infant, Mattyman’s life was forever changed the day he met a street-savvy bruiser known as “Van, like a Truck” at Virginia Commonwealth University. As they hung out in the dorm community room watching “Dirty Harry”, Mattyman’s attention turned to Vannyboy’s arm wound. When enquired the lovable ruffian regaled the man-child with details of his harrowing exploits fighting off a gang at a Piggly Wiggly. Was Truckster for real?
No, no he was not. The wound was inflicted in a dog-walking job gone wrong.
That was the day Mattyman knew this Vannyboy character would be in his life forever, and that he would be stuck with the nickname.
He went on to get an English degree and bide his time until Podcasts would one day be a thing.
Such is life.
Vannyboy
Three incredible events happened in 1969:
- We landed on the moon.
- Woodstock.
- Vannyboy was born.
Having been born and raised in southwestern Virginia, he moved to the big city of Richmond to attend Virginia Commonwealth University, where he met Mattyman one hazy, fateful night.
Holding on to that golden friendship, Vannyboy was blackmailed by Mattyman into doing this podcast before they both got too old to talk.
Being born smack-dab in the middle of Generation X, Vannyboy has a decently clear memory of the 1970s, a pretty good grasp of what happened in the 1980s, a solid recollection of the 1990s, near-photographic memory of the 2000s, and a perfect recall of the 2010s.
But now, at age 53, he can't remember where he put his socks.